Food Porn

I've been on a diet. It's been giving me great results, I shouldn't complain. But the deprivation is real, so fuck it.  Below is simply a list of things I am currently lusting after. 12 things I'd rather be eating than another fucking salad.
  1. A soft fluffy long donut with fresh whipped cream and a dollop of strawberry jam in the center. Preferably from Home Bakery in Avondale, or any bakery in New Zealand will do. Add a sausage roll and a steak and cheese pie, with ketchup.
  2. Crispy, warm waffles with a side of fresh whipped cream, fried ripe banana, crispy bacon, a morsel of melting butter, and the entire thing cut into pieces and coated in generous lashings of maple syrup. 
  3. A Big Mac, with extra Big Mac sauce, a large order of piping hot fries, and a large Sprite. 
  4. A piece of warm chocolate cake. With a cup of milky sweet tea on the side.
  5. An extra large pepperoni pizza from Giordanos, with a plate of their chicken carbonara, extra parm and lots of pepper. 
  6. A giant bag of Bugles. With a whole big bag of M&Ms spilled inside.
  7. The Honey Toast dessert at Shokudo’s with an extra scoop of vanilla ice cream. 
  8. A fresh, still warm, char siu manapua with fluffy dough and slight salty meat. 
  9. Palolo fried in butter on a piece of heavily buttered slightly burnt toast. No skimping on the palolo. 
  10. A keg of beer. With an endless side dish of crispy salty pig crackling and warm luau and falai pisupo on taro. 
  11. Margaritas. With a side of pork sliders and spicy tacos. And nachos with extra cheese and extra sour cream. And a bubbling dish of cheesy crab dip, and a side of assorted breads. 
  12. Gourmet Seafood’s Bacon and Cheese Burger, with a side of their fish and chips, with extra tartare sauce. A side of ice cold coke from the bottle.
After eating all that, I'd enjoy some oysters as a palate cleanser before ordering my main course. 

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