Three things that are pissing me off.

1. Just got my work uniforms in. The new ones. The company provides all employers with new uniforms every financial year. I had mine measured about 2 months ago during an unfortunate bout of daily-trips-to-the-gym-sclerosis. Sad I know. I have since recovered from that health scare and have since regained a greater sense of normalcy after some disciplined treatment with self-diagnosed drink-til-you-drop therapy and an excercise-is-for-the-insecure attitude to activity. THANK GOD! The only unfortunate side effect of my miraculous recovery (aside from ulcers and a fried liver) is that these new uniforms of mine are only about ten sizes too small for me. Yes, it serves as a dark reminder of that horrific period of my life. They'll make a grand bonfire tonight. Now where's that vodka?

2. The hit counter on my blog site *points down there* has suddenly stopped working. No explanation, no note, the bastard just up and shot off into the sunset without a word or a goodbye. Bitch. I mean, is nothing we had together meaningful? It meant something to me. I mean, we had been through SO much together. Three long months and more than 8000 different occasions of people hitting on me. I thought what we had would at least get to 10,000 hits. I guess he'd just had enough. What with all that attention I was getting. The bastard probably grew jealous of my growing popularity. *Ponders a bit* Yes, that must be it. Hit counters these days. They just can't handle it when a woman becomes and admired entity all on their own! *Deep sigh of reflection* Well, I guess it's time to move on. There's plenty more hit counters in the internet ocean.

3. There's a new fancy photocopier/ scanner/ printer/ fax machine thingie in our office that was installed today. Cost the company a month or two's profit. There's a colour printer in the next room. This one was bought in because everyone on the floor was using the Colour one and it was getting expensive to maintain the err.. maintenance and ink of the Colour one. So this flash new one prints only in black and white. Why don't they just get people to print stuff out in black and white? Change the default print settings on the PCs to black and white instead of Colour. Instead of buying a brand spanking pricey new one which will cost just as much to maintain on top of the colour printer which people can still use. To me, it just seems a bit like a waste of resources. We also have another photocopier/ fax/ scanner and printer on this floor. We have dumb technology planner resource waster people in this company!

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Update: 1 Day Later.

3. I'm not sure why I got my panties into such a twist about the photocopier thing. I mean, you'd think I was paying for all the expenses out of my drinking money or something *shudders at the thought*... And there are much MUCH bigger problems in the world like war and famine and what I'll be wearing this weekend. Geeeez Fotu. No more than sugar laden coffees for you in the afternoon missy.

2. I have since moved on with my life and found me a brand spanking new sugar hit counter daddy. I look forward to our future together.

1. The bonfire burns tonight!!!

Comments

Shark Girl said…
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Shark Girl said…
Shat. I was write it a gomment and den it was tisabbear. I was say LOL @ your hit counter. I was fink it the same fing...it was chelous of your bobularous. It was keva to a plog dat was never been hit. Har har!

You was right about resource wasting. Get this, we was have a dishwasher at the VIP lounge at Faleolo. It was never been use and has been there for 2 years now. It was cost $2000 and now it was ub for tender for $600. Now you was know why Poly was always proken.

I was pring my lighter for the bonfire.
fotu of samoa said…
Heya Nyds,

We was have a dishwasher in every section in SamoaTel. That makes it 2 on each floor and SIX in the building!!! Makes me wanna bring my dishes in from home just to use the damn things. (But really.. I already do. LOL! Pugi!)

Anyways... I was look it forward to lighting da ponfire wif you!

:)
dog owner said…
hello again,

if you guys think dishwashers are all that, you need to meet my dog. after my dog eats the plate is cleaner than before any food was placed on it.

fotu, my dog will clean all you dishes for free and then drink your bathwater.
fotu of samoa said…
dog owner,

I am thoroughly impressed by any male that can wash dishes. Unless your dog is a bitch then that would explain a lot. :)

As for the bathwater... There will be no discussion about bathwater until I've received shoes and a bag of donuts. But I've got to hand it to you... you've trained your dog well.
dog owner said…
shoes and doughnuts?
easily arranged... now that we have agreed on your tranfer fee, lets discuss mine.

I want my dog fixed when you get it. I would do it, but i felt the honor should go to you, besides its doing the world a favor.

good luck
:D
fotu of samoa said…
Whoa there buddy!

Before you start making lewd suggestions like me fixing your dog or worse - me washing my own dishes, I haven't accepted your offer. Before I do - What shoes and what donuts are you offering?

And who said anything about me doing anything for you?

So back to my shoes...

I await your generous offer.

ps. I want donuts, not doughnuts.