STILL watching the clock...

Ok, so I'm still mucking around at work... came across this... it cracked me up... or should I say, it cwacked me up. teehehe.. and I thought I had it bad... Poor Spidey.

Good weekend all!

Maybe Dats Your Pwoblem Too
"All my pwoblems who knows,
maybe evwybody's pwoblems is
due to da fact, due to da awful twuth
dat I am SPIDERMAN. I know. I know.
All da dumb jokes: No flies on you, ha ha,
and da ones about what do I do wit all
doze extwa legs in bed. Well, dat's funny
yeah. But you twy being SPIDERMAN
for a month or two. Go ahead. You get
doze cwazy calls fwom da Gubbener
askin you to twap some booglar who's
only twying to wip off color T.V. sets. Now,
what do I cawre about T.V. sets? But I pull
on da suit, da stinkin suit, wit da sucker cups
on da fingers, and get my wopes and wittle
bundle of equipment and den I go flying like
cwazy acwoss da town fwom woof top to woof
top. Till der he is. Some poor dumb color T.V.
slob and I fall on him and we westle a widdle
until I get him all woped. So big deal. You
tink when you SPIDERMAN der's sometin
big going to happen to you. Well, I tell you
what. It don't happen dat way. Nuttin happens.
Gubbener calls, I go. Bwing him to powice,
Gubbener calls again, like dat over and over.
I tink I twy sometin diffunt. I tink I twy sometin
excitin like wacing cawrs. Sometin to make my
heart beat at a difwent wate. But den you just
can't quit being sometin like SPIDERMAN.
You SPIDERMAN for life. Fowever. I can't even
buin my suit. It won't buin. It's fwame wesistent.
So maybe dat's youwr pwoblem too, who knows.
Maybe dat's da whole pwoblem wif evwytin.
Nobody can buin der suits, dey all fwame wesistent.
Who knows?"

Comments

aH-jEss said…
Fotu! *squeeze* *giggles*